We've all read the articles and seen the posts on how to earn a 6 figure income blogging ($100K/yr amounts to $273.97 a day) but very few people discuss the low end of the scale. Therefore, as a public service, I'm going to provide the secrets. I'm going to give you 10 easy steps for earning 3 cents in a single day.
Here is a screenshot of my actual earnings from "yesterday":
EDITOR NOTE: I removed the image as I forgot that you can't post stats, only totals!
1. Send out your posts to only a few friends that probably only read your post quickly and then close down the browser without clicking any ads.
2. Digg your own post but only have a couple of other diggers Digg your post so that it never becomes popular.
3. Read other blogs about making money blogging and here is the important part: day-dream about your blog making tons of money, too.
4. Have only a few people visit your blog each day.
5. Change your blog name so that everyone (all 10 of them) that knew your blog name before now gets links that don't work. (...also realize that all your previous digg links will no longer work either).
6. Put links to blogs that actually make money on your blog and point everyone to those sites.
7. Log into Adsense multiple times each day. When you see that you've earned $0.01, go to digg.com and to see if someone actually dugg your post. This will motivate you to continue blogging each and every day.
8 Have so little content on your blog that your Adsense ad always reads "Hurricane Relief Fund".
9. Accidentally "bury" your main blog URL on DIGG because you originally submitted an incorrect link. This relates to #5.
10. Keep your motivation up. Earning $0.03 per day is hard work. Based on an 8 hour day, you're pulling down $0.00375 per hour. At this rate, you need to wait 9 years and 2 months to get that $100 check from Google.
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